dis iz slav layburr
Nov. 15th, 2007 | 06:28 pm
location: in de kichen
mood:
pissed off
music: de rubber duck song alfurd sings
mommy wen u wur gon ok bad tings hapen. i am verry sad. bad tings hapen to me al teh tim an nowun kars.
alfurd wuz meen to mi an so wuz daddy an thomas an i hat tem. dey r alwaz meen. i wuz jus siting wachin mi shos an thomas sed he needs to reed an i tink he wuz lyin. so i hit him an den he cride.
daddy wuz glad i tink but he loked mad so he tole alfurd to gimme stuf to do but I WUZ OK i wuz wachin mi shos. thomas is teh bad wun ok. alfurd sed i culd wach him bek cuckies insted but i got mad an put his flower on teh flor and den HE GOT MAD AN I WAS SKERRED AN DEN HE MAD ME CLEEN.
it is NO FARE THOMAS shuld cleen i wuz jus watchin mi shos and he HAS TO LURN TO REED?
so alfurd med mi wash stuf an i am so sad. if u wur her dis wuld not haf hapined ok. u wuld haf tol daddy to mak thomas go to his rom an den tol alfurd to clen teh flower. i wish u wur her.
AUGH
alfurd wuz meen to mi an so wuz daddy an thomas an i hat tem. dey r alwaz meen. i wuz jus siting wachin mi shos an thomas sed he needs to reed an i tink he wuz lyin. so i hit him an den he cride.
daddy wuz glad i tink but he loked mad so he tole alfurd to gimme stuf to do but I WUZ OK i wuz wachin mi shos. thomas is teh bad wun ok. alfurd sed i culd wach him bek cuckies insted but i got mad an put his flower on teh flor and den HE GOT MAD AN I WAS SKERRED AN DEN HE MAD ME CLEEN.
it is NO FARE THOMAS shuld cleen i wuz jus watchin mi shos and he HAS TO LURN TO REED?
so alfurd med mi wash stuf an i am so sad. if u wur her dis wuld not haf hapined ok. u wuld haf tol daddy to mak thomas go to his rom an den tol alfurd to clen teh flower. i wish u wur her.
AUGH
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dis iz impurtent
Oct. 12th, 2007 | 07:17 pm
music: batman theme
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Jun. 17th, 2007 | 05:12 pm
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i luv yoo an hop yoo hav a gud dey. her is yoo an me an mi ponee. her nem iz dimond. she has wit bodee an yelow tayl an red an blu an purpul an geen main. she iz a gud hors. we go on rids an she ets ots an apuls. cee?
i luv yoo daddy. dimond luvs yoo to ok?

i luv yoo an hop yoo hav a gud dey. her is yoo an me an mi ponee. her nem iz dimond. she has wit bodee an yelow tayl an red an blu an purpul an geen main. she iz a gud hors. we go on rids an she ets ots an apuls. cee?
i luv yoo daddy. dimond luvs yoo to ok?
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mi famlee
May. 18th, 2007 | 12:12 am
mood:
bouncy
music: utptowngurl

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alferd wil nott by me simpul plann.
May. 3rd, 2007 | 01:55 pm
location: under teh table
mood:
angry
music: alferd is singin somefing birtish. he duz na now i am heer.

sew i got a noo babee brudder. i dun na lyk him verri much. he is nott paralel to mi gruuve.
alferd sed i ned to be nice. bu i dun tink i ned to be. mommy let mi howld him an he spat on mai jumper. it wuz te un wit dayzies on it. i hat tomass.
wi do i ned a big brudder. daddy iz a boi, an alferd is a boi, we dun ned ani moor bois. mommy wuld no red me a stori becuz she wuz sleping becas "tomass taks enerrgi, helena.' daddy red bu he dus nott do te voysez rite.
tomass duz nott tak enerrgi. tomass jus cris an wets himsef. i can do tat to bu tey do naw lissen.
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i do nott lyk hospbidles.
Apr. 30th, 2007 | 09:31 pm
location: under te tabel.
music: uptown gurl
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toda mommy an daddy tok mee to the hospbidle. dey show mee mi brudder tom-asss. i do not lyk hm. i doo a picshure.
alferd sas i m a big sisstur. i fink he is lioning agayn. dis is al a pranc. gud one u gais!
tom-ass is rinkly an uglee. we r nott reelahtedd.
gudbai.

toda mommy an daddy tok mee to the hospbidle. dey show mee mi brudder tom-asss. i do not lyk hm. i doo a picshure.
alferd sas i m a big sisstur. i fink he is lioning agayn. dis is al a pranc. gud one u gais!
tom-ass is rinkly an uglee. we r nott reelahtedd.
gudbai.
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mi mom want 2 a partee
Mar. 25th, 2007 | 04:00 pm
location: Wayne Manor
mood:
depressed
music: Uptown Girl

